Face your book 😂

 Nkechi had just seen her jamb results, not what she expected, she got a total mark of 120, no, she wasn't dull, she was only distracted. This year she had met wf oluwa dollarz on facebook. He typed lyk diz.


She remembered chatting with him instead of actually reading. He called her " bby" or " hunny ". This made her feel all warm inside.


" I have a boyfriend " Nkechi would brag to her lecture mates, they'd ask for a description and she would describe his  profile picture, proudly stating the fact that he snapped in front of a Mercedes Benz.  " have you met him" they'd ask, their voices filled with malice.


" No, but he sends me airtime" she would grin from ear to ear. ( wf oluwa dollars only sent her 200 naira mtn twice).


Her online romance ended the day oluwa dollarz uploaded a girl's picture , she was wearing a tight turtle neck crop-top and a short skirt, she was glowing with the iphone effect. Wf oluwa dollars captioned it " my wifey, olori oluwa dollars " Nkechi went to the comment section to read the comments.

The girl's name was " Bukky oluwa dollars " and she commented " loml" 


Nkechi in anger messaged oluwa dollarz saying " it is over, I'm breaking up" 


Dollarz didn't come online untill evening and when he saw the message , he replied " who said we're dating ?" He then blocked her . Nkechi went into online depression posting " menascum" " boiz are trash" 

She was heartbroken and this distracted her from reading for her upcoming exams. 


Now, she stood in front of her fuming father who was holding a cane.

" what did you get?" He asked not batting an eye lid.

" one... one... twenty" 

" FIAM" the cane landed on her head.

" pack your things, go and meet oluwa dollars you call every night" he said and pushed her out of the house.


How will she tell her dad that she doesn't even know how Oluwa dollarz looks in real life?


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